Now that i'm sports minister i would like to see more winner's in sporting events,for instance the melbourne cup only takes three minutes to run and their is only one winner,and a rugby game their's only one winner.....So iv come up with the idea of changing these events,the melbourne cup to be run without the horse's,imagine the jockeys running around the race track whipping themselve's, believe me some of them deserve it,that way every one is a winner.

And a rugby game without a ball,the game would go forever and their would never be a losser..

What about a game of golf with no hole's,no frustration no need to keep a score,just keep hitting that little white basturd.

And what about a game of marble's without marble's,imagine all the happy kids around the world not having to come home to tell mum that they lost their marble's,which i will end on that note because just reading back i think im lossing mine.

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